8.22.2008

Stupid [Unbelievable] Commercial Claims, #7

Challies alerts to one creepy website...
"I'll do whatever he says to do. I'll collect paper cups off the ground to make his pathway clear."
- Halle Berry

1 comment:

Ed said...

That is one creepy site.

"What Barack Obama has accomplished is the single most extraordinary event that has occurred in the 232 years of the nation’s political history"

-- Jesse Jackson, Jr.

A man is running for president. Gee, that's never happened before. I think the single most extraordiary thing that has occured in the 232 years of the nation's political history is we get to vote for a president rather than serve a monarch.

"This is bigger than Kennedy. . . . This is the New Testament." | "I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don't have that too often. No, seriously. It's a dramatic event."

-- Chris Matthews

Chris, you might want to have your leg checked. It could be the judgement of GOD coming upon you.

"He is not operating on the same plane as ordinary politicians. . . . the agent of transformation in an age of revolution, as a figure uniquely qualified to open the door to the 21st century."

-- Gary Hart

I'd say it's more like the age of revulsion. Besides, I thought the door to the 21st century was opened 8 years ago.

And from the master himself,

...generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless (Ed's Note: wouldn't want the jobless working in a bad job); this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal; this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on Earth.

Could be the last. Amen, come Lord Jesus.